O mundo em crise

Como seria aquela frase típica de todo mendigo ou pedinte no meio da rua, em qualquer país estrangeiro?
"Good morning/afternoon/evening! Sorry to be mixing your tour, but I´m here because I have two childrens to raise...I could be killing, I could be stealing, I could be a drug dealer, but is better to ask than to steal. So I ask, for charity, a help with a penny! Thanks a lot!!"